There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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