doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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