I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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