at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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