Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You may now shotgun with the bride
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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