he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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