Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
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The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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