btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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