38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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