their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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