I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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