yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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