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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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