I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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