It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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