I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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