All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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