Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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