I wanna bring you to show and tell
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
