If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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