In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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