i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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