God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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