I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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