I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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