I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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