I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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