I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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