Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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