I think I died a long time ago.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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