i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My ATM looks so different sober.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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