Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
50% drunk capacity currently
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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