? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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