But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm having to shit out rocks
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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