It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?