your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".