the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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