did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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