I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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