I'm sorry my penis didn't work
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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