So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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