yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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