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Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Its about making memories worth repressing
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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