Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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