are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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