your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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