Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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