Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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