i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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