Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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