i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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