It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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