Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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