Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
